Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.