Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...