Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...