Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Excuses for refusing dates
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Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...