Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...