cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...