Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...