The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...