Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...