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Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...