The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...