No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!