A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!