DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...