Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!