This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...