Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....