Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...