The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...