Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...