Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...