The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
stop for a glow worm
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Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...