She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...