Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...