What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.