Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...