Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...