What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...