Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...