Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...