Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!