The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
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Hungry Beggar
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The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
OJ’s Clock
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Sex With Gorilla
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Redneck Doctor
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Rising Temperature
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Mime in the forest
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