Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...