Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...