Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...