50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
How many calories do we burn during sex
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Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...