Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...