What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...