Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...