Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...