I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!