how much of that stack
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Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
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Preventative Medicine
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
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Where do frogs keep their treasure?
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Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!