Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...