yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...