The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...