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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Pregnant Daughter
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Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Tongue Twisters
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Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
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