Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...