Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...