Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...