Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...