A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...