Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Star Wars Remastered
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered “Star Wars”15 New scene in which Chewbacca...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...