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Dimple and Flat Forehead
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The three truths in life
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A little town had a high birth rate that…
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Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Pest-by-Modem
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Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!