What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...