I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...