Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...