Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...