Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...